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One day, when [*sammi*] and [Incontinence Happens] were left alone in DNT's kitchen, they decided to make pudding, and this is what resulted...




Steps to Making Tasty Homemade Pudding...




Step 1:
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Root around in your cupboard and find a nice little box of pudding.

Step 2:
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Dump said package into a big shiny silver bowl!

Step 3:
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Get a measuring cup, and make sure it's clean…

Step 4:
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Poor some milk into the measuring cup, and then into the bowl!
***Note: Milk that isn't out of date works best.


Step 5:
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Stare at it's mucky yuckiness for a bit.

Step 6:
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Go and find a whisk.

Step 7:
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Stir the pudding without flinging it upon your fellow cooks. ^_^

Step 8:
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Put it into the fridge for 5 whole, mouth watering minutes…
...Look! McDonalds!

Step 9:
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Lick the whisk clean while waiting.

Step 10:
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Clean up your work area.

Step 11:
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Make sure you put everything back where you found it.

Step 12:
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After the five minutes, go and check on your pudding.

Step 13:
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Do not drop pudding on your toe. …Or try and take a picture of the person who dropped said pudding on their toe. …They won't let you. …b/c they're stupid and evil!

Step 14:
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Wash all dishes thoroughly after eating.

Step 15:
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Stand triumphantly with a giant swifer rod, looking off into the distance with the air of one who is well fed.
***NOTE: Don't trip over the swiffer rod... you look really stupid after doing so...




Thank you for viewing. This Lesson has been brought to you by: [*sammi*] & [Incontinence Happens].


Photography done by: [*sammi*] ( http://www.fictionpress.com/~sammirose )& [Incontinence Happens]


Recipe by: A box


Creative Instrctions by: [Incontinence Happens] & [*sammi*]





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2004-06-07 [Incontinence Happens]: MINE!

2004-06-07 [Incontinence Happens]: this's a work in progress...

2004-06-08 [Incontinence Happens]: MY MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE!!!!

2004-06-08 [Lethargic Panda]: It's lovely. ^.^

2004-06-08 [Incontinence Happens]: much thanks.

2004-06-08 [Vapombadambadoda]: oh my Gods u need a hobby Girl*shakes head while walking away*

2004-06-08 [~Second.String~]: *laughs alot*

2004-06-08 [*sammi*]: this is so beautiful...*cries*

2004-06-08 [Raging Moltres]: what the...?

2004-06-08 [*sammi*]: it's awesome!

2004-06-08 [Vapombadambadoda]: i know but umm who spilled the pudding on ther toe? you?

2004-06-09 [Incontinence Happens]: sammi spilled the pudding on her own toe!

2004-06-09 [Atikin]: Why? I know how to make pudding appear already... all I have to do is call Pinki.... *snickers* Hey all, just Bob, how y'all holding up?

2004-06-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...i think a better question would be: how are you?

2004-06-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: i want to know how u all are but know no one wants to hang out with iknip noooo !@#$%^

2004-06-09 [*sammi*]: ........

2004-06-09 [Atikin]: I'm absolutely fine, nothings wrong w/ Bob, nothing is going on here... *knows they see right through him, but for some odd reason can't bring himself to care about it....* <odd>

2004-06-10 [Vapombadambadoda]: i know wats wrong and Chill OUT! one or two time at least she didnt shatter you bitheal

2004-06-10 [Atikin]: I'm sorry, but since Nikita won't talk to me, I've nothing to keep me going... All forms of video games have lost their interesting points, reading is pointless right now, and if you want to continue this coversation talk to me at my house on ET. If I want the rest of our group to know about my problems, I'd like to dignity to tell them myself... if you haven't already told them....

2004-06-11 [Incontinence Happens]: can't bring yourself to care? really now...

2004-06-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: ok bro i dont tell them ur problems

2004-06-11 [Atikin]: Thank you, I will see you tomorrow... and no Pinki, I can't... read my page... you'll understand...

2004-06-11 [Vapombadambadoda]: Roar fear my ugly-ness

2004-06-12 [Incontinence Happens]: heh.

2004-06-12 [Vapombadambadoda]: :p ur cute

2004-06-12 [Incontinence Happens]: where did that come from? *isn't*

2004-06-12 [Vapombadambadoda]: i dont know *you r so* got msn messy i see

2004-06-15 [Incontinence Happens]: ...are you saying i do? *doesn't*

2004-06-15 [Atikin]: We're all fucking nuts...

2004-06-15 [Incontinence Happens]: rather. ...walnuts!!!!!

2004-06-16 [Vapombadambadoda]: *is oh so sxxi and cute* i like my nuts the way they r thank you and it has u on my friends list

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: hum?

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: i don't tink i want to know

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: me neither...

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: why is trev talking about his nuts in ther first place?

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: b/c bobo said somthing baout nuts...

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: why?

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: why don't you scroll up and read, hmm?

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: oh i see

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: yeeeah.

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: hm....*ponders new information*

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: wowsers...

2004-06-16 [*sammi*]: meh

2004-06-16 [Atikin]: I still think ur all fucking nuts!

2004-06-16 [Incontinence Happens]: *realized*

2004-06-17 [Vapombadambadoda]: NO i WILL NOT FUCK NUTS!!!!!

2004-06-17 [Incontinence Happens]: good to know...

2004-06-17 [Atikin]: That's not what you said to that pistachio...

2004-06-17 [Incontinence Happens]: what?! ...i don't wanna know what trev does when no one's there... or when there's just you guys.... ack.

2004-06-17 [*sammi*]: i don't want to know!!!!!

2004-06-17 [Incontinence Happens]: me neither sammi, me neither...

2004-06-17 [Incontinence Happens]: happy?

2004-06-17 [*sammi*]: yay...i found another error...in the same bit that the first one was in!..."dropped said pudding gon their toe"...

2004-06-17 [Incontinence Happens]: good.

2004-06-18 [Vapombadambadoda]: ummmm when im alone i kill large things mwhahahahahahahahaha

2004-06-18 [Incontinence Happens]: ....were they actually alive at one point in time... that's the question.

2004-06-19 [Vapombadambadoda]: yes u know one or two of them

2004-06-19 [Incontinence Happens]: oh, huh... O.o

2004-06-22 [Vapombadambadoda]: well knew mwhahahaha

2004-06-23 [Incontinence Happens]: that's kinda creepy... O.o

2004-06-23 [Vapombadambadoda]: death....wanna know something bad i tried to kill myself today after i saw u ppl swimming i shoulda beed told about that......so i would of gone there

2004-06-26 [Incontinence Happens]: I know. and you have no idea how sorry i am... i just... heh...

2004-06-28 [Atikin]: I don't know if you know yet Pinki but... nevermind... I'll tell you later...

2004-06-28 [Incontinence Happens]: WILL SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT IN THE -HELL- IS GOING ON HERE! I -HATE- SITTING AROUND CONFUSED WHILE YOU TWO DANCE AROUND ME IN CIRCLES! *implodes*

2004-06-28 [Incontinence Happens]: i'm in one hell of a bad mood here (if you haven't noticed), and all i want is for someone to start answering my questions instead of creating new ones...

2004-06-30 [Vapombadambadoda]: you tell her i dont want to

2004-06-30 [Incontinence Happens]: talk to me, god damnit!!!!!!

2004-06-30 [Vapombadambadoda]: No.

2004-06-30 [*sammi*]: you really aren't that bright

2004-06-30 [Incontinence Happens]: ....fine... just... go away then....

2004-06-30 [*sammi*]: *restrains pinki from beating the hell out of trev*

2004-06-30 [Incontinence Happens]: nothing of the sort... i just wanna stop feeling like worthless shit and not really knowing what i've done wrong....

2004-06-30 [*sammi*]: stupid trev

2004-06-30 [Incontinence Happens]: just.. shut up... i'm sorry, but.. neh...

2004-07-01 [Vapombadambadoda]: im smarter then u ppl ever thought ok im sick of ppl saying im stupid....

2004-07-01 [Incontinence Happens]: i know that. ...why do you think i told her to shut up...

2004-07-01 [Atikin]: It's ok bro... just chill... remember what you have and who you have to help you...

2004-07-01 [Incontinence Happens]: "not I" said the dog...

2004-07-01 [Vapombadambadoda]: Who? you? you run off all the time glen wait he fled Who dude.?

2004-07-08 [Atikin]: What?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: you heard me they say ur friends are there when you need them where were them when i had the gun to my head!?

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...where the hell'd you get the gun?

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: iv had it

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...don't you have to be 18 to own one? or maybe it's 16.. i don't remember...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: so what? like it can stop me

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: i'm just perplexed as to how you attained the thing...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: fake ids come easy to ppl that "know" who to talk to....

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...how does a -fake- ID do you any good when they do that whole background check on you when you buy one...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: a lot at garage sells

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ...i think that's illegal... then again so's the fake ID. Never mind...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: y do u all ignore my warings and disbelive me skills i sic of it all! being dissed by ppl who are..where my "friend" all the time is getting real old real fast

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: i dont'' say anything against you! i never doubted that you were capable of quite a bit. ...why are you mad at me? it's the rest of them... remember, i know you better then them... even if that isn't much.

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: though, probably not anymore.. who knows...

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: non of you ever got the chance to know me *verg of tears*

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: ....i tried... i really did.

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: tried.......

2004-07-09 [Incontinence Happens]: do you want me to keep trying? i would, but it seems like you'd be happier if i suddenly fell of the face of the earth.

2004-07-09 [Vapombadambadoda]: more if i fell then the ppl who are faking being my friends would talk to me either

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